PARTY ANIMAL
I think Leland is part owl. This kid sleeps pretty well during the day, but at night, it’s a different story. I’ve been keeping track of my Rockstar/ Red Bull inventory, just to make sure Melissa isn’t drinking any (which will go directly to Leland, via boob). But I don’t think he’s needed it. He’s a party animal, up all night.
Watch Out For Squirting Baby
If there’s a stat line for this category, Leland would be the league leader. Once out of every five diaper changes, Leland pees- while we’re in the middle of changing him. Don’t leave him unattended, he’ll squirt the couch, himself, or whomever is changing his diaper. And its not like you can stop it. All you can do is block it.
We have a Wee Blocker, but he knows how to kick it off. And you still have to clean around that area, leaving him exposed just long enough to get you.
I think Leland is part owl. This kid sleeps pretty well during the day, but at night, it’s a different story. I’ve been keeping track of my Rockstar/ Red Bull inventory, just to make sure Melissa isn’t drinking any (which will go directly to Leland, via boob). But I don’t think he’s needed it. He’s a party animal, up all night.
Watch Out For Squirting Baby
If there’s a stat line for this category, Leland would be the league leader. Once out of every five diaper changes, Leland pees- while we’re in the middle of changing him. Don’t leave him unattended, he’ll squirt the couch, himself, or whomever is changing his diaper. And its not like you can stop it. All you can do is block it.
We have a Wee Blocker, but he knows how to kick it off. And you still have to clean around that area, leaving him exposed just long enough to get you.
Maybe his nickname should be L. Kelly, the Pied Piper of P on U.
Best Squirt So Far:
Lola Lorna was washing his butt in the bathroom sink.
Guys know the sensation: Warm Water + Twig & Berries= Automatic #1.
Leland proceeded to leave his mark on the bathroom mirror. At least he thought it was funny...
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